........ I want to know what goes on in these peoples heads. Like, why would you ever go to a professional photographer, and say hey.. I'm massively pregnant. My bleach blonde boyfriend and I would like to take our shirts off and get tacky ass, faux romantic, over the shoulder pictures taken, so our children can forever regret the day they were born. I feel like they put these up in the house.. or gave them to people. Truly believing that this is a completely sane thing to do. And the hands.... I feel like you are getting ready to loose the rest of your clothes and show everyone how you got to this point in the first place. It creeps me out in so many ways. Or the woman above who thought she would combine her talents of child bearing and ballet for this photo opportunity. Why are you wearing a sports bra...... do you know? Why do you think that people can't grasp that you are pregnant unless you are nude? And if that's not enough you thought you'd throw a chefaun piece of material over your undies and toss a leg up. What are you doing..
Finally this crazy bitch at the top. Why are you in a tree? Why are you naked as well? Why do you have this blissful drunken expression on your face? I know you aren't comfortable. You are about to pop bracing yourself in a fucking palm tree. People are not fond of you. Stop putting awkward pregnancy photos of yourself on the internet... bad.. bad. There is something very wrong with each and everyone of you specifically.
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